MYOFLO
Drop 001 · 12.01.26 · Tampa, FL Get 20% off

Drop 001 · Five designs · Landing December 1

YOUR SHAKER SHOULD SAY SOMETHING.

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28 oz, leak-proof, dishwasher-safe, and louder than your training partner. Five designs, printed to survive the sink and the group chat. Request a pre-order and your 20% code hits your inbox now.

Request a pre-order · 20% off See the five

$14.99 each · 2 for $24.99 · Ships from Tampa

Actual black Myoflo I Bench 225 shaker bottle with a bench press graphic

The first five

WHICH ONE ARE YOU?

Vol. is how loud the design is, 1 to 5. Two bars: quiet conviction. Five bars: the whole gym hears it.

Pre-order request

GET 20% OFF AT LAUNCH.

Tell us which one you want. We send your code right now, then a reminder the morning of December 1 when the shop opens. That's it. No spam.

  • ✓ 20% off your first order, singles or the 2-pack.
  • ✓ First dibs on the first run of 1,500 bottles.
  • ✓ One email a week at most, and most weeks none.
How many

Your code is emailed to you immediately. We keep your email to send the launch reminder and the occasional drop. Unsubscribe any time.

Actual black Myoflo Stop Being a Pussy shaker bottle with a bearded face graphic

The bottle

BUILT FOR THE SINK, NOT THE SHELF.

Shaker Facts

Serving size 1 bottle (28 oz / 700 ml) Servings per bottle: as many as it takes
Amount per bottle % of the job*
Capacity 28 oz / 700 ml 100%
Leak-proof lid, screw-on, flip cap, loop 100%
Whisk ball 316 stainless Rust 0%
Dishwasher safe, top rack Yes
Print after 20 cycles 100%
Body matte black PP BPA 0%
Excuses 0 g · 0%

*Percent of the job based on a 2,000-calorie bulk. Individual results depend on whether you actually go.